GOOFY LICENSESBUREAU OF GOOFY LICENSING
The Bureau of Goofy Licensing

Official-ish licenses for everyone who deserves one.

Pets, legends, and soon forklift operators and clowns. Pick a license, fill in the details, and we print a real card and mail it to the door. No lines. No forms in triplicate. No government involvement whatsoever.

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REAL PRINTED CARDS · MAILED TO YOUR DOOR
Pick a license

Certify yourself (or a friend 😉). Or even your pet.

Every license has its own builder and ships as a real printed card. More are on the way.

How it works

Faster than any actual licensing office.

  1. 01

    Pick a license

    Pick the license that fits. Each one has its own builder.

  2. 02

    Fill out the paperwork

    Add a name, a photo and the details, and watch the license build itself as you type.

  3. 03

    We print and mail it

    A real printed card, packed up and sent to the door. Gifts ship straight to the recipient.

Goofy Licenses makes novelty gag licenses for entertainment. Not a real government document. Not affiliated with any DMV or licensing agency.